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Now, I dont usually talk, or put into writing Personal things that are going on with me. My brothers passing is really all Ive made public about my personal life. That said, there is quite a lot going on right now. Tuesday my step grandmother who is in the ending stages of Alzheimers is, for all intensive purposes, forgetting how to breathe! Wednesday night we get a call saying my Grandmother, Moms mom, was admitted to SLU hospital in St. Louis due to coughing up quite a bit of blood in recent weeks. As I am driving my Mom to St. Louis Thursday, My Step Grandfather, who had a collapsed lung a little over a month ago, was admitted again for trouble breathing. So, Thursday I drive directly from the Hospital in St. Louis to the Hospital here in Danville to see Grandpa. Friday we get another call about Grandma, Bob/dads mom, who again tried to forget to breathe! All of this with My brother Greg, "The SARGE", from the Marines, His wife, KathyMy sister Sabrina from Memphis, and her long time boyfriend Barry. Greg accepted an award in Chicago Saturday. Weve got a house full!! We all decided to go out, and try to get our minds off everything going on. I party until around 1am, and decide to get the drive to Chicago under my belt. As long as my lips arent numb I can drive just fine, lol. Get to Hayze` around 4am. CRASH OUT!! Start getting woken up around 9ishish. Get ready. Precious, and I go pick up my girlfriend Chrissi, and head to Precious Palace, Pick up a few things for herBack to Hayze. On the road we go, after a wylde orgy we arrive. Okay maybe there wasnt a wylde orgy, but it would have made the ride better for sure!! "Mad Man" Mark Castle, and his wife are the first peeps we see. Introduce everyone to Chrissi. A few of us do some ring work. A little bumping, and running ropes. Deuce, and a half, the band, was setting up. Doors open, and we are all told to feel free to go up, hang out, and jam to the band. Hell Yeah!! Get upstairs, and everyone is just kind of looming around. I decide, with the help of Rage, to toss a table, and a bunch of chairs into the ring. Hayze SOMEHOW finds a deck of cards. We end up about 15 deep in the ring PLAYING STRIP POKER! I only play two hands, and stand back basking in the greatness that is taking place in the middle of a wrestling ring! Its a damn shame Super J only lost her cape, and kick pads That Precious didnt lose her top, and that Russell Maxim ended up in his Under-roos. Shakes fist! Nearly everyone inside the ring ended up in a moshpit! Slam dancing, and shit! It was GREAT! Benito hits harder in the pit then he does in the ring! LOL! Coming around to show time, we all get to the back. The show starts with a promo setting up the no. 1 contender 3 way, which ended in a locker room empties pull apart. Fun stuff! Judas kills Malakim, so Chris Stark, and myself help him to the back. I have GOT to say, and Im SURE anyone whos been there would agree, Wicked has the MOST FUN, LAID BACK, AWESOME Locker room. Ask anyone whos worked a Wicked show. Its just a super fun time! So, right before Hayze match its decided well go out, and form The Underground. Which is Super J, who is ALMOST as over as I am, dont get a big head though deary, I dont even HAVE super powers, or great hooters, lol. Mark Castle, Hayze, Precious, and Myself. A few minutes later theres an Underground chant. Now, THATSOVER IN A FLASH, lol. Main comes around, and when we get out thereThen, the best ref in the Midwest Terry FN Hopper tells us the ring shifted badly, and there were some dangerous areas. NOW THATS A GOOD REF!! We immediately work a promo turning it into a no dq match. Work a few spots, and I end up bumping like a madman all over the floor. Clothesline, Body slam, Suplex, and a somersault from the apron! I like working Rigsby. We have a little history. Comes to the finish. The HOTTEST finish in the business, I catch him off a top rope cross body, throw him to my shoulders, WEAPON X!!! HUGE POP! Do the have a safe trip speech. I was tired of talking by this point, lol. Meet, and Greet with the fans. Get dressed, and head to TIKI for some Green River. Only place I drink it, lol. At some point my ex stormed off, because I had my new girl sitting on my lap. I didnt even notice her storming off, I was told about it afterwards. We get on the road, and back to Hayze Around 1am or so. Crash by like 2-3, then up again at 9am. Get ready, and I spent the day with my girl in Chicago. I met her friend Billy for the first time, and Starr. Billy has a band named Lycanthrope who COMPLETELY ROCK FUCKING FACE! Billy was a cool cat to boot. So, I pry my lips off my girl, too much sucking of the face, lol. Head home, and it was a long, but good weekend. Until next time STAY WYLDE !!

 

"Milwaukee 2 Missouri"

This was going to be a pretty long turn around. Here's the breakdown of the whole trip.

Danville, IL. To Waukesha, WI.

(273.9 miles/ 4 hours 36 mins)

Waukesha, WI. To Plato, Mo.

(534.4 miles/ 8 hours 13 mins)

Plato, Mo. to Danville, IL.

(379.7 miles/ 6 hours 22 mins)

Grand Total: 1,188 miles roundtrip

My friend Uriah, who had been asking me for a while when I was going to take him with me to a show, ended up riding along. Now, Most times I go solo, but this time however, I didnt mind at all to have the company. Not to mention a hand with the driving. I drive for my real job, but even I dont want to drive over 8hrs right after a show. Even the 6hr drive wed have to go to STL where I had arranged to crash at my friends NICEASS Apartment. Im talking over $1000/month kind of nice! So, I pick him up somewheres around noon. He confirmed it with the Mrs. earlier in the week. Couple quick stops, and off we go. This time there was very little traffic around Chicago, even when we got up around Milwaukee. This would not be the case next time. Get to the venue, which seems like a regular bowling alley from the outside. Uriah, and I notice a truck being unloaded through a side door. Assuming it may be the ring crew, we go through that door. We've walked into a nightclub!! This place would have been AWESOME for a wrestling venue. A main area where there was a big bar, and plenty of floor space for seating, an inset area that was just big enough for a ring, maybe a row of chairs, an area further back in the inset area that was under a raised area, but fans could have a pretty good view of the ring, then on both sides of the inset are were stairs leading to a raised area. It could be set up really cool for a wrestling venue. Though, a BAND was setting up where I would put the ring. Obviously, we need to find a wrestling ring. Continue through, until we get closer to where all the banging is going on. Walk in, and its ANOTHER nice area. The banging was Frankies students being ran through drills. Later theyd be ran through conditioning exercises by Adrian Serrano(wrestler/shoot fighter) Sorry guys! GOOD ring!! Nice thick ropes. Frank was the first guy I met through the door. Nice guy, and I like his taste in shirts. Do the new fed introduction gimmick. Get to meet some new, cool people. Din T, Dysfunction, Serrano; hell even Carmine Despirito was cool, and funny in his own little weird, strange guy kind of way. Also got to see some people I hadnt seen for a long time like Brandon Blaze (whos gone from Greased up skinny, to greased up buffy in 2.5 years, the dudes gotten big!), Bailey who is just as Bailey as ever, lol. Then theres Stone, who has dropped quite a bit of weight. I got to meet Good Will Orgy (1ManOrgy) for the first time. He was a nice guy; I think hes from Bawwston. Anyway, I find out who I'll be working, and in just the face..He's Ricky Steamboat!! Ok, so he's Tommy Courageous. Not a small guy around 6'3" 250-260 nothing but muscle. Not a guy I can toss around. Show starts. I'm in the back joking it up with Bailey, Serrano, and Desire (?) Courageous, and I are supposed to be 8^th on the match list. A few things got changed, and we end up being 4^th while the second match is going on. Alrighty then. Match starts, and in the interest of believability, He beats my ass most of the match. Gave me a powerbomb at one point, and Im honestly not used to taking powerbombs on a normal basis, and it really took the wind out of my sails. (See, Im usually more the roughneck/power guy, which wasnt the case here.) then out of nowhere Weapon X, 1,2,3. I will say I would have liked to make alittle better impression than this match did. So, I get packed up, and ready for the road. Now, I need to find Uriah. I look all over the crowd. Nothing. Go check the lanes to see if he decided to bowl a game. Not there. Venture into the nightclub, which had a Warrant tribute band named Cherry Pie playing. Gave the band a quick listen, and realized that even if Uriah was in there. I would have NO CHANCE of spotting him. Go back to the wrestling show (Where I've already said my goodbyes, so everyone was probably thinking, "I thought he left." I'm trying, lol. I ask Frank if he spots him, and BAM, he points right at him. I grab him, and off we go! Decide to get gas before getting on the road. Take the wrong turn heading out of the gas station, and get lost, but not for long. I get to I39, and Hand the Raines to Uriah. Time to crash for a couple hours. Uriah is like Blair Russell (a Web Reporter who casually drives a quarter of the way across the country, aka; Florida, on a whim.) Uriah ironically also drives to Florida, though I doubt they go to the same place. Uriah wakes me up, and wanted to get a room. He gets migraine headaches. We were alittle over an hour from St. Louis, and I strongly considered just going ahead, and driving the remainder. An hour isnt anything, but Uriah wanted a bed. Not to mention, I wasnt keen on going to my friends apartment at 4 am. Now, I wouldn't so much mind save the fact they have a young daughter now. We'll just get up an hour earlier. It'll be cool. This wasnt the best looking hotel, judging by the exterior. The rooms were nice though, and only like $32 for a double. I do get a special rate being an escort however. Look for the "2 Missouri" part in the next few days with the rest of this trip. Alittle over 700 miles done, and about 500 left to go. Stay Tuned, and

"Title Win"

I've decided to post each commentary individually. Here is the Kickoff !!

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So, I take off from the house around noontime. Arrive at the building around 3pm. As I walk in I see a kid just sorta hanging around, so I strike up a conversation as I head up the back stairs. It turned out the kid is a big fan, and regular to the Wicked message board, Hit Parader. Benito, Talon, Mel, Rage, and Amy were all there. So, after a little killing time I start messing around with Rage on some rasslin. NOWa rumor ended up starting I could only guess from this incident. People claiming I was actually training Rage who is now 13. Sean Waltman started training at 13. I gave him a couple Russian Leg sweeps, and a few reverse ddts (basic back bumps) Then, a bit of stand up wrestling. I am not training him. I hope this dispels any rumors. Kill more time. Others start to arrive including Mark Castle formerly known as Storm Rider in Powerhouse. We had a little history, but had a chance to talk over a few things, and Im glad to see everything is cool between us now. Congrats go out to him on a recent marriage, Good Luck you two. Starts getting closer to show time, and about half the roster still hadnt arrived. People start to get worried. I know I started to. Terry Hopper makes his entrance, and BAM here comes everyone else. They were all waiting on Terry I know it. I got to meet Super J for the first time in person. Ive spoken to her before online, but this was our first meeting. Shes a cool enough chick, and proves that, as youll read later. Got to see my Juggalo peeps dat was in da hizzle FO shizzle. Havent seen them since my last dance in IUWA, the dreaded Chain Match. Cool seeing them. Mary my vertically challenged friend also showed by now. Shes pretty hot for a little person. Shes nice too. I carry her with me for a few minutes danced a little, until I put her down, because my Girlfriend might have seen, and got all mad. Im kidding, shes cool. Did I mention Terry FN Hopper brought a full months supply of Tahitian Noni. The closest thing to Ambrosia juice you can get. A Miracle drink. Look for a link in my lynx section, and check it out. So things are shaping up, and the show is coming together. Remy Rainz, and Matt Vinvaktor two cool dudes I hope Wicked has back. So, its getting closer to bell time, and Kurt Rigsby who had some serious involvement in my angles for the evening hadnt arrived yet. First match goes on. Second match goes on. Im getting worried. Third match goes on. Im sweating bullets. BAM, Rigsby arrives. The first leg of the angle goes off flawlessly. Bishop, and Rigsby run in on the Talons Tirade. A NICEASS pedigree from Bishop, and a Primal Scream from Primal Instinkt later. Matt Vinvaktor, and Super J make the save setting up Vinvaktor vs. Rigsby (crash style) for a spot in the four way for a no.1 contender shot. Rigsby wins the match. The four way is the very next match. Rigsby wins that. Brandon, and I are next, and Rigsby is coming out with Brandon. Talk about under pressure. Props go out to Kurt on the good work ethic. Im first up. Jimmy D wasnt able to make this show so Melissa, Benitos wife, did the announcing for every other match. Terry Hopper who is also an announcer, and a VERY good one, for a lot of placesTakes control, and announces our match. YAY TERRY. No offense Mel, you even said you could tell you werent used to it. Terry announces From the Wyldesyde.  The crowd started a loud Lets get Wylde chant. That was so cool. I mean REALLY cool. They were chanting for me before my music even hit. Thats never happened to me before. Im so thankful how the fans in LaSalle have been to me, I couldnt appreciate them more. So, I explode out of the curtain as usual, and do my shit. Work a quick promo, and Brandons tune hits. He, and Rigsby swagger to the ring, to a less then loving reception. Bishop puts down the fans, and myself until he challenges me to a POSEDOWN. Im all about the weight. you know Im down. So, he poses. Boo. I pose. Yay. He poses, boo. I pose, yay. He poses, I pose. He attacks. Now, Im all for jumping someone from behind, but during a pose down. thats just wrong! Many people said this was the match of the night. Felt great, crowd was WAY into everything, just over-all awesome. Possible Match of the Year nominee? Well see. We worked snug. It was definitely one of the better matches Ive had in my career. Comes to the end. Rigsby pushes me off the top, and slips Brandon the belt. Brandon tosses me the belt, and falls, Terry instantly dqs me. What!? Chris Stark makes things right, and restarts the match. Brandon immediately hits me in the face with the belt in front of everyone to cause a dq, but him keeping the title. Chris Stark again upholds what is right, and good by restarting the match. Mark Castle comes out to even the sides. Knocks Rigsby off the apron, and gets in Brandons grill. Grabs the title, and as they struggle I slide in all sneaky, and shit, with a schoolboy roll up. 1,2,3 Wicked gets Wylde as I become the second EVER Wicked Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight champion!!!!! My first Heavyweight strap by the way. Beer bash begins, and the locker room empties. Which I didnt expect, but was a NICE touch. Really felt like a changing off the guard so to speak. Just a really cool feeling. I got Goosebumps literally. Matt Vinvaktor, and Mark Castle hoisted me up. Yes they got my big ass up, though Mark was holding me up by nothing, but my manhood. Ouch, lol. The brew was flying, and someone handed me a mic. I gave a short promo, and then gave a shout out to my mother who was in attendance. Just wanted to thank her for being my number one fan even though she hates wrestling, and tell her I love her. Thank the fans for coming, and out to the people for some drinks, and conversation. They seem to genuinely appreciate what we do. Sign some autographs, do some photo ops, and get dressed. We all decide to head to the Tiki, for an after show grub down.  Mom wanted me to take the belt in. I thought Id feel weird about it. She talked me into it anyway. Walk in I feel weird about it, and make her carry it. So, Wrestlers 20 deep in a small restaurant we didnt stick out at all. Were pretty well behaved for a few minutes. Then, it happened. I hear everyone at one end of the table say OHH! I ask what happened, and come to find out these girls had walked in, and Matt Vinvaktor tried to make a pass at one. She turned him down! You dont turn the Hardcore Heartthrob down. Is a she nut? He made a save for me earlier. heres my chance to return the favor. I grab the belt, look at Matt, and say youre coming with me. Super J knew evil was abound, and decided to tail us being the hero she is! Benito, and a few others just HAD to see what was going down. I throw the belt on Matts shoulder. So, we all converge on this group two guys, three girls. I proceed to give Matt the longest introduction of his life. The manliest of men, the Mecca of manhood, the WWA championBlah, blah, blah Put him over big time. The entire staff was at attention by now, as well as everyone on this entire side of the joint. They were all at attention. Matt is hitting on one girl particularly who was sitting on the inside of a booth next to one of the dudes. She asked for a demonstration as proof. Matt scooped up everyones favorite superhero Super J. I thought hed slam her, but what makes her cool as I alluded to earlier, Im sure she was willing to take it! That wasnt proof enough, so I gave Benito a nice working punch to the jaw with a loud slap to the shoulder upon impact which went unnoticed, but made a great sound. One of the guys went DAMN! The chick he was hitting on still wasnt buying it. She said do you have any pictures? They produced a digital camera that had been used at the show proving our claims. The girl who Matt set his sites on claimed to know Karate. Matt asks the guy sitting next to her to slide out, and let the lady out from the booth. The guy says. Shes with me. Matt thought for a second, then walked behind her, and pulled her backwards out of the booth!!! The guy just sits there. She finally decides to admit she didnt know karate, and Matt works his charm. Next thing you know the WHOLE group are pulling up a table. The whole time Im calling Matt champ, anything for you CHAMP, Its your night CHAMP, shit like that. So, hes in conversation with this girl. By this time I realize she wasnt actually with the guy who said that she was. He was just trying to help her out. They start to leave, and Matt is TRYING to get this hookup, right. He talks to the girl clear to the door. I see under her chair she left her purse. So, being the kind, and helpful dude I am. I walk over grab her purse, and much to Melmaks surprise, drop it by his feet. ANOTHER CHANCE. He runs the purse out, and returns a few minutes later. No Luck! We all go back to talking, and BAM the girl calls the restaurant, and asks for MATT. He talks for a few minutes, and due to some questioning, finds out THIS GIRL IS 15!!! She DID NOT look 15. Nor did the other girls, OR the guys. They all looked at least of age. Who KNEW!? We have a good laugh, and get ready to split. It was VERY WINDY, and COLD out. I went out to bring the car around for Mom. Im a good son. Went to The Lounge. My favorite bar in LaSalle!! Sat with the WWA bunch in a corner with a cool couch, and a lazy boy. I got a massage from my cool girlfriend Jessica, and drank a beer with everyone. Then it was time to head on home. Great fun, great time, great memories, great SCOTT Its a bird, its a plane No. Its SUPER J!!lmao. Im very appreciative for the opportunity to run with the ball. Ill run as hard as I can. Until next time, STAY WYLDE !! 

 

Good  MoshPITTING !!!

(Part 2)

Ive been unbelievably busy as of late. My apologies, for the lack of updates to this commentary section. However, Due to the MASSIVE amounts of requests for a new commentary Ill finish this one, and have a full commentary covering Wyldechyldes **Midwest Conquest Tour** 2004 up by Sunday evening. That said

Good MOSHpitting 2

So, there we were at the Tiki restaurant. It was Terry FN Hopper, Sweet Jimmy D, Mosh/Chaz, Kurt Rigsbys Girlfriend, and Myself. Terry, and I decide not to eat, because it makes at least me very sluggish if I eat before a show. We all joke around, and have some fun. Around this time I start getting a headache(Note this). Everyones food arrives. Chaz food wasnt what he ordered. His salad was some lettuce tossed on a plate with what looked like a GLOB of mayo dropped smack dab in the center of his plate. Sends it back, and we all take some time to give the waitress a hard time. Bell time is at 7pmhere it was 6:30. Chaz, and I werent on until later in the show, but we had the announcer, and ref with us. We finish up, hop in the wYldemobYle, and back at the show. Everybody was kind of freaking out, because they didnt know wed be gone so long. It was all good though. Jimmy D, and Terry are very good, and dont need much time to prepare. By this time the headache that started earlier had progressed to a full-blown head splitter. Figured out my duties for the evening, and tried to find ANY kind of painkiller. A locker room filled with wrestlers, and not one has even an aspirin. Gone are the days of drug filled, drunk inhabited locker rooms. DAMN! Finally someones girlfriend had some Aleve. Im happy, but the headache had by this time turned into

THE MOTHER OF ALL HEADACHES!!!

I sit in the back holding my head.If I hadnt it felt like it would literally explode ! Comes time for the one on one with Mosh. He goes out first. Then, my music hits. I come out, and the crowd erupted. Didnt help my headache, but was great. I cut a promo, and the crowd was livid. I sank in a corner doing nothing, but stomping my foot, and the crowd giving the loudest Lets get wylde chant ever before that point. It was truly a great feeling. We go into it, and everything is solid. nice, and snug. A few minutes in. That damned syndicate jumped us. We fought them bastards off, and set up a tag match for later in the evening. After I did some convincing to Mosh who assumed they were with me. We get to the back, and my heads still splitting. Mosh looks at me, and says Dude, had that just stayed me, and you. Wed have had an awesome match. Which was a nice thing for him to say. Hang around for a few minutes, and the battle royal comes around. STILL WITH A HEADACHE. Go out. I eliminate NOBODY, unless you count punching Kurt Rigsby, and him flipping over the top rope. Comes down to me, and Mosh again. He cuts a promo how he just wants to kick the syndicates ass, and eliminates himself. Making me the no. 1 contender for the title. The crowd erupts.which made me realize.. MY HEADACHE WAS GONE !! WOOHOO !!  We work the tag, and it wasnt the best southern style tag, but it was one of the MOST FUN matches Ive worked as a face. Finish the match, cut a promo, and rub some elbows with the fans. I like to get out there, and talk to the people. Get into the locker room, get dressed, and off to the bar we head. Benito, Melissa, a few other friends of Wicked, Chaz, and Myself stopped by this bar. We drank a beer or two, and needed to get on the road. I planned on taking Mosh to his room, and driving home that night. We drive alittle over an hour to his hotel, and I was pretty beat. Chaz offered for me to crash, luckily his room had two beds, so I took him up on it. We joked about playing the in room N64, but by the time we got into the room we were SO tired we just crashed. Woke up around 9am. And 5 min. later I was gone. Needed to get home by noon Sunday for a family thing. So, other than The Mother of all Headaches!!!, The day went very well, and was a fun, yet LONG experience. Well, keep your eye out for Midwest Conquest Tour: The wYldemAn conquers Take care, and STAY WYLDE !!

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Good  MoshPITTING !!!

(Part 1)

Hello fans!! Id like to thank everyone that came out to the WWA show in LaSalle, IL. !! Everyone seemed to have a good time, and Im glad about that. This Wylde wrYtings started for me, on Friday night. Im very impulsive, so Im hanging around Friday, and decide Hey, Why dont I drive to LaSalle tonight? So, about 11pm. I hop in the car, and head to LaSalleGet there a little after 2am. And was wired!! So, I commence waking up Benito, and Mel. They were beat, and not up to playing strip poker. So, I got angry, and went to bed. No FUN!! Wake up around 7am. Then, off to the airport Mel, and I go. Getting there went by pretty quick, and we didnt get lost. Well, maybe just once, but we got back on track fast. We decide to get his room for him. Which in turn, made me want to get some sex toys from this little sex shop, and put them in Chaz bed. Melissa wouldnt let me! Damn! We get to OHare, and the parking lot is PACKED. Finally, we find the ONE open spot, and take a shuttle to the Rail car that takes you to the airport. Now, I got a great idea here. What if there was a rail system to every place youd ever want to go. It would completely destroy the automotive industry, but it would be quite convenient! Ok, so we find the arrival info, and go to the Baggage claim area to find Chaz. I just looked for the wrestler, lol he was easy to spot. Wrestlers have a way of standing out. We start back to the rail car area, and CANT find it. Melissa was leading the way, so I was giving her shit for us being lost. FINALLY find our way, and get to the car. Chaz wanted to stop at the room for a minute, and get settled in. Towards LaSalle we go, but we decide to grab a bite to eat first. I slide into Mickey Ds going about 40, and squealin tires. Freaked everyone out, lol. We get back on the road, so everything is fine rightWRONG! We all start yakking, and my dumbass gets us lost. Not once, not twice, but three times! Thats what I get for not concentrating on what Im doing. Get to the Venue a little after 2pm. There were some last minute replacements to the ring, and we could get in to do some messing around. We all kind of chitchat, and do the greetings ritual. Get in the ring, and run the ropes, bump some. I pull Justin on in to work on some stuff with him. Hes got a good build, but some things just dont click, and this business is mostly mental! You either Get it or you dont. The best way to get used to something is to do it. Chaz actually got in to help work with Justin on some things I was trying to get across. Which was cool of him, because no one asked him to do that. He just wanted to help. Then came the Synz, Chris Synz that is..for a tryout. Apparently, Talon made this Discovery. Now, I dont know how long hes been in the business, or where he came from. I know when I go to a new fed for a tryout,(I mostly rely on tapes though) When any new guy goes to a new fed, and is going to have a tryout. Its almost an unwritten rule, that you TAKE shit. You show them that you know how to sell, and bump. Only give offense if it is requested of you. So, I call off a simple spot, and the guy completely disregards the spot, spins me around, and boots me, then starts dropping forearms. Mess around a few more minutes. I call a slam on the guy, and he just kinda flops on me, and didnt post for it. Almost dropped himself on his head.No good. Benito had him run the ropes, and he was blown up in 4 crosses. Seemed like a nice enough guy, but there was a reason he only worked the royal.  Chaz, Myself, Sweet Jimmy D, Terry FN Hopper, and Kurt Rigsbys girlfriend.All decide to go grab a bite to eat, or a Green River(Neon Green Citrus drink). This is where I end Part 1.Look for Part 2 in a week or so!!

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MEW        X-perience !

Nothing really adventurous happened the night before the show. I went to bed early around 1am.(Which is early by my standards, for a sat. night especially) So, I wake up early also,and don't need to hurry too awfully much. I packed my nice new luggage bag, which is big enough to hold two camera's, two outfits, and my ring gear,and attire. Awesome bag, but quite heavy even with wheels.I get on the road around 1pm. The ride was highly uneventful,and I won't bore you with tales of Cheese,and Jalapeno corndogs,or Peach Propel fitness water. I arrive at the building 3:30 promptly. Enter the building,and am nearly taken out of my shoes from Allie/Precious/Tristin Hayze's woman nailing me with a spear, YEAH, she called it a hug. Hug my ass she wanted to take me out. So, I start the new fed introduction thing. I didn't feel akward at all, I knew half the guys on the roster. The other half seemed cool. Meeting them for the first time, a few seemed alittle clique-ish, but everybody was more than cordial to me. I met with Mikey Migo he seemed nice. I got a chance to see quite a few guys I haven't seen for awhile! It was GREAT seeing some of those guys. Chase Richards, Acid Jazz, Tony Rican, Safari Stu, Botch, Scarpone, Iowa Joe, Billy Whack, VOK. Then guys like Mac, Stryc-9, Hayze all guys I have alot of fun around. I got to see my girl MEANO, but missed out on my Eryn fix(Who is usually at MEW)Get well soon. At this point I decide to find a dollar store to do some cheapskate shopping. I take Hayze along with me to help find the place. We do some "shopping", our items included: 3 cans of silly string, 1 teddy bear, 1 all purpose knife, and 1 tiara....DON'T ask !! We get back to the building, and it's still over an hour before show time. Set up my camera equiptment, and find out a rough outline of my duties for the evening. I then(with my hand cam)begin taping for the "Tristin Hayze: Behind the Job" video. Tristin has been chosen as the 2004 Jobber of the Year. I begin with footage of Allie/Hayze's woman beating on me for announcing Hayze as the winner. Then footage of Chase, Hayze's skinny pale ass in his scooby-doo under roos,lol, Stryc-9(last years winner) GREAT Willie Da bomb stuff, Migo, Showtime(I think his name was), and as I was attempting to get Kenny Courageous' comments... A bitch-fest broke out between Allie, and Mike Menace. Allie was trying to take my camera. I tickled her,and she started to go away, but Menace had to get his point across, and it ended with them nose to nose fbombs flying in the locker room in front of about 25 members of the roster. Very unprofessional you two. Before the show Migo goes over the layout, then a prayer,and a pep talk. I'm not used to it, but it's their thing, doesn't bother me. So, the show starts. Botch(Who I discovered is a youth pastor,who'da thunk it?),and I (two new guys to the fed) weren't exactly sure what was expected of us. I'm the type of guy who loves to know exactly what I'm doing like weeks in advance. So, we hang out until we all go over the main. Sounded cool. We had a promo, a run in, and the main. So, I feel alot better about things. I get my gear on, and the wait began. The show seemed to go by slightly slow. Then the Run-in came around, which was set to lead directly to our match. Jump in chop Mimic alittle, then Botch,and I stomp a mud hole. I go out after Stryc-9. I rained down a few stiff ass forearms, My forearm actually went numb for a split second on one shot. I look down,and he's bleeding pretty bad. Immediately, I leave him alone. I assumed "Broken nose" Turns out it was a wicked bad cut on the bridge of his nose. Us evil people are ran off by Kenny Courageous w/Steel Chair in hand. The faces make there way out,and we are on. Starts off with some brawling on the floor all over. At one point I was on my knees right in front of a few fans getting punched in the face. I was almost in those peoples lap, I'll bet my hair was literally hitting them in the faces. They were SUPER into it screaming "Now this is Wrestling" at the top of their lungs. That didn't make it to my tape, because at that very moment Hayze was getting bodyslammed head first into a trashcan which made the tape. Ah well. I had planned on having two angles,my still cam wasn't on record, but My bud Safari Stu took care of the handcam stuff. Which I definately appreciated. We eventually made it to our corners, and ding,ding. Tried out a new spot I call my trifecta. You'll be seeing me hit it more often so I can get it down. I hit a back elbow to drop the guy, off the rope, and a jumping(over my opponent)twisting elbow drop, followed by rvd's spinning legdrop. It should be a REALLY hot sequence when I get it completely down. Hit some other stuff. Get eliminated by a twisting bareback. Other guys start dropping like flies, and that's the show. Overall: Good time, I had fun. I felt alittle off, but that didn't come across on the tape so it's cool. I feel like it's a decent place to work, and I made the impression that I wanted to make. If I'm not invited back it won't be because I didn't do my job, but I think being one of the newest member's of the NWO-like/Team Firepro I should be returning to Highland in the near future. I got dressed. Bs'd with evryone. Did my rounds, and off. I wasn't even concerned about any possible after party. It was sunday night. I get booked to work my real job anytime through the week, especially Monday mourning. The drive home FLEW by. It felt like maybe 45 min, and I was home. It's a near 3 hour drive. Well, I hope everyone's holiday went great. Mine went well. Come on out for the next adventure to the wYldesYde(Hey, that's spelled like a town a bad 80's metal band would live in)Anywho, come on out to Lasalle on Jan.17th to see WC 1 on 1 with JTW(*Friend vs. Friend*) Till then, STAY WYLDE !!!